I was kind of half-heartedly excited for this: hero shooters kinda suck. The principles behind some of their abilities and stuff are cool, they definitely spice up multiplayer shooters in general, but to be honest, they don’t feel that satisfying to me. Gundam Evolution is essentially a hero shooter with a Mobile Suit Gundam skin, […]
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Having a nice time in Have A Nice Death – Early Access
Death is completely over all this God damn paperwork in this corrupt underworld, so what does he do? Start stabbing his employees in spectacular fashion! Boasting a large roster of different enemies and even more ways to dispatch of them, Have A Nice Death is a thrilling, 2D, action-packed roguelike experience wrapped in a beautiful, […]
Elden Ring-It’s Not THAT Good
inb4 a random blog writes a review on Elden Ring and it’s not completely positive – Wait… …Ahem! Yeah that about sets the tone for how things are going to go here. I’m not really that impressed, if I’m being frank with you, in fact, I’m actually pretty disappointed. I wasn’t even hyped on the […]
Thunder Tier One Review
Thunder Tier One recently released on Steam, and while I was initially quite excited for it, having had my time with the full game, I’m not so impressed. Now, I’ll go ahead and say this outright: at $19.99 USD, Thunder Tier One is one of those games that’s probably more than decent for its price […]
Keeping Up with ULTRAKILL
It’s been just over a year since we last took a look at the up and coming character action FPS, ULTRAKILL. Since then, things have changed! A lot. Today, we’ll be diving into what’s new, and what’s coming next. Spoilers ahead, of course. GREED A screenshot of 4-2, fittingly named GOD DAMN THE SUN, from […]
War Thunder Review
War Thunder is one of the more interesting titles on the free-to-play market: it more or less has established the standard for realistic vehicular combat, but simultaneously, the majority of the gameplay is largely involving suffering, punishment, and forced extraction of money from your wallet if you want to break even towards the higher ends […]
Genshin Impact Review (Pt. 5)
So, now we get to the real, important question: do I recommend you try out Genshin Impact, and furthermore, do I recommend you spend money on it? Well, quite frankly, there are worse action games. There are worse exploration games. There’s whatever the hell Cube World became, and in light of things like that… I’ll […]
Genshin Impact Review (Pt. 4)
It’s at this point I stare at the length the three posts already written, look at this one, sigh, and recognize I still have one more to go afterward. Well, time to get the fun part: combat. Hell, I won’t lie, this is probably what anyone who wants my opinion is wanting to read anyway. […]
Genshin Impact Review (Pt. 3)
See, if you thought I was going to talk about the fun part next, that’s because I thought I was going to write about the fun part next. Then something got in the way: a slot machine. Now, here’s the deal, straight up, 100%, gacha is shit, but I’ve played a wide number of free […]
Genshin Impact Review (Pt. 2)
Now, there’s one comment which I’ve seen that holds a pretty strong argument against the main draw of Genshin Impact, which is essentially, exploration is a one-time joy. That’s partially true. You can’t really regain the joy discovery combing over places you’ve been before, but that being said, learning Genshin Impact’s world has its use. […]